Damn straight there’s a Bisexual Agenda.
It’s to replace all cars with trained pterodactyls by 2025.
- Tybalt: This, by his voice, should be a Montague. What, dares the slave come hither, covered with an antic face, to fleer and scorn at our solemnity? Now, by the stock and honor of my kin, to strike him dead I hold it not a sin.
- Romeo: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.