Fall in love with yourself

ipissedindavesapplejuice:

arsenic—-katnep:

a-lunatic-on-the-grass:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 76 YEARS 

TO INFINITY 

AND BEYOND

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manhattan-avocado:

A+ birthday gift, Dad and girlfriend.

twinkxmonsoon:

I miss the old gaga :/

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isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

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kiyo:

by Horitomo

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kyleehenke:

kyleehenke:

Oh my god my mom brought me an iced coffee when she picked me up from strength training and i was drinking it really fast cause i was so hot and sweaty but then we hit a bump in the road and it spilled aLL DOWN MY CLEAVAGE BUT IT FELT INCREDIBLE SO I MADE THIS LOUD SEXUAL MOAN AND MY MOM ALMOST CRASHED

wow you guys sure like my sexy near-death experiences

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juvenialls:

the reason gingers apparently don’t have souls is because god put them all in ed sheeran

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princessofworms:

im a scientist and very important to know goat part

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